Pokémon - Neil Cicierega - Mouth Silence
listen to this
Are Americans really this stupid?
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
People like this are the reason aliens don’t talk to us
nobody’s ever killed someone in the name of Aquaman though… I’ma stick with my comics. The less mentally ill source of fiction
im fucking crying